Giant Penis Licenses

The only licenses you'll ever need.

The Giant Penis Licenses are BASED licenses. They are improved versions of GNU and other organization's licenses. DO NOT USE THE ORIGINALS. They are soy-infested, useless licenses. Without the giant penis, you are admitting to having a small penis. With the Giant Penis Licenses (GPL), you are admitting to having a giant penis. Return to the Giant Penis Licenses!

Licenses available


To the original authors for making the original soy licenses

To the original Giant Penis License for the idea and penis graphic

To me for making these. My website is at


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